Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe

A tiny village with no significance in the North Yorkshire Moors with a pub that has no significance anymore ran by an overweight soon-to-have-a-heart-attack man. In general Newton is a very dreary village mostly containing over 45 year old's that are in their mid-life crisis. The kids in the village either down at the local park (the only fun place in the village)
or indoors cause it rains all the time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty school, ran by a shitty headteacher
Kid 1: You wanna go teh park later after I've had tea.

Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do.

Known as Hillbilly Heaven with stories about it all the time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.

Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe
Man 1: I'm off teh pub in New-on later wanna grab a few pints.

Man 2: I'm fine tah mate, bloody dull village, sheep shaggers all ower

by mc.rib246 February 12, 2020

Newton’s Nuggets

When two gentlemen’s balls smack together during a round of double penetration

“I don’t know Maggie... Terrance and Quagmire seem really upset with each other after their Newton’s Nuggets last night. I don’t think they’ll want to go with us to Main Event this Thursday.”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020

Newton’s Cradle

The equivalent of a motorboat for guys. When a woman motorboats a mans balls vigorously. Often s

Dude, Jess gave me a mean Newton’s cradle the other night, my nuts haven’t been the same since.

by Big jig March 6, 2020

Newton’s 4th Law

One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly

@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.

Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course

by A dictionary October 31, 2020

Newton’s 4th law

Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends

Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.

Friend 1: oh so they order desert?

Friend 2: Yes

by halfgay November 1, 2020

Newton’s Cradle

The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch

Tom: Let’s Newton’s Cradle Jack
Harry: Ok you go round the front I’ll go round the back

by imad666 June 2, 2021

Newton’s Cradle

A modified spit roast. One guy’s dick in the girl’s mouth, the other guy’s dick in her pussy/ass. When one guy thrusts in, the other pulls out, and vice versa, so it looks like a Newton’s Cradle.

“Man, Sally’s such a slut.”
“Yeah, she let Tom and I give her a Newton’s Cradle last night.”

by AncientPig June 9, 2021