Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon is very sexy. Do not quote him for it makes you look dumb. He has very sexy hair and eyes and face and lips especially. I luv him. He's so cute.

Stupid Child: My lips hurt real bad!
Me: *punches child in lips* Now they hurt worse! Do not misquote or overquote my love! *continues to hit child*

by Nyaaaaa! April 17, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

This was one of the best movies I've seen in a very very very long time! I saw it 6 times, and I even stayed at a hotel a night just to rent it off pay-per-view. It was sooo stupid... which made it awesome, and its really well done if you really think about it! I really cannot wait till comes out on DVD!

Tina! You fat lard come get some ham!

Napoleon: Grandma says she wants you gone when she gets back because you're eating all our steak and ruining peoples lives.

Grandma has a BOYFRIEND?!

by Gabriella C. December 5, 2004

napoleon complex

pertaining to a short unattractive person with a horrible temper

Sarah Brady was inclined to throw Annies african purse across the room due to her napoleon complex. This is why she threw a mirror at Julies forehead.

by justin huang October 23, 2007

napoleon dynamite

only the best movie ever

'ur mom goes to college...'
'tina u fat lard come get ur dinner!'
'i'll bake her a cake or sumfing'
'fricken idiot, gawd!'
'a 12-gage, whaddaya think!?'
'i shot like 50 of them, what would you do in that situation!?'

by jenna rae June 20, 2005

Napoleon Complex

A term used to describe a person with below average height, but has another strength to make up for their flaw(s). This term comes from the fact that Napoleon was a short man, but a famous military and political leader.

"Wow, that midget is a genius!"
"Yeah, he really has a whole Napoleon complex."

by Don Cleche June 12, 2010

Napoleon Bonaparte

The sexual act of standing on one's knees to imitate a man of small stature, then ejaculating on the nose of one's sexual partner, much like Napoleon's forces did to the sphinx in Egypt.

Dude, I so Napoleon Bonaparted that bitch, she sneezed for like two hours straight.

by MeatPie April 22, 2008

napoleon dynamite

The most attractive looking nerd with a neat looking afro...yet, not the most attractive (low-budget) movie ever.

It had some funny parts, but there was no progression in the storyline, and there was rarely any background music.

Oh yeah, he is also a Mormon.

Napoleon is a Mormon.

by Cyndane February 25, 2005