Home Defense Musket: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
by Fueled by adhd November 11, 2021
Get the Home Defense Musketmug. when a male inserts watermelon seeds into his penis, then after intercourse he ejaculates, blood, cum and the watermelon seeds.
by Chrismcmen August 24, 2007
Get the bloody musketmug. Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
by Wyatt Hawn May 28, 2019
Get the Alaskan Musket Loadermug. Another term used for saying someone has just put their balls in your mouth. Usually happens when the big boss man comes down to your office for a visit and finds something he thinks is wrong. He will pull out the ball bag musket and shoot some balls in your mouth and make you look like an idiot in front of your subordinates and peers.
Hey man you hear about what happened today when the boss came down? No what happened? Well we had a surprise visit today from the corporate office and the regional manager didn't like what he saw. So he pulled out the ball bag musket and put his balls in my mouth and made me look like a dumbass. Man that right there is some fey luck right there. I know that is going to result in a trip to Mount Olympus. Well good luck.
by pantyteamaster August 6, 2010
Get the ball bag musketmug. One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman
by Transvestache August 7, 2008
Get the Afghani Mud Musketmug. The action of pounding sand into the eye of your cock with a toothpick, then blasting at mach Jesus.
My homie and I were having a threesome last night, then he pulled out a bigger dick than mine, so I pulled out that Pueblo Musket loader and sandblast that nigga.
by PussyMasterJihadBomberNazi March 14, 2023
Get the Pueblo Musket Loadermug. A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.
Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.
Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.
by metalmixtress October 26, 2016
Get the Grab My Musketmug.