1. Mushroom Management
Restrict employee access to information and decisions (keep them in the dark).
When information is conveyed, it is incomplete, inaccurate, or full of marketing hyperbole (throw shit on them).
Restrict employee access to information and decisions (keep them in the dark).
When information is conveyed, it is incomplete, inaccurate, or full of marketing hyperbole (throw shit on them).
Large, hierarchical, process-bound organizations are frequently guilty of the most egregious forms of "mushroom management."
by Karen O'Keefe October 28, 2004
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by tims1416 September 18, 2009
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by muddy69 November 23, 2009
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by roflcopter1 December 22, 2008
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So jake pissed a girl off again last night, and during what he believed was his victory blowjob for winning the argument he was brought to the fetal position with a brutal mushroom hammer.
by Francis the fantastic May 20, 2014
Get the Mushroom hammer mug.An act of mushroom stamping, but with a giant penis, usually to a person being a complete douche. This is appropriately done by slapping said douche in the face with said penis. If correct technique is applied, the stompee will have a giant, dick-shaped imprint on his face.
by YouCanSuckABigOne March 7, 2012
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