Greg fell asleep and was mushroom stamped.
by n/a March 31, 2005
1. Mushroom Management
Restrict employee access to information and decisions (keep them in the dark).
When information is conveyed, it is incomplete, inaccurate, or full of marketing hyperbole (throw shit on them).
Restrict employee access to information and decisions (keep them in the dark).
When information is conveyed, it is incomplete, inaccurate, or full of marketing hyperbole (throw shit on them).
Large, hierarchical, process-bound organizations are frequently guilty of the most egregious forms of "mushroom management."
by Karen O'Keefe October 28, 2004
You use the phrase, "shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)" where you might otherwise use the word, "shit"; such as if there are young children around or if you're on forums (or, "fora" if you want to be a dick about it) where the words shit and shittake are forbidden or censored (yes, a forum that I'm on censors the word shittake!!!).
{in a room where a toddler is present}: Gosh I don't want to go; I feel like shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) this morning.
by Telephony October 22, 2019
by pdiddyrara April 15, 2009
The act of shoving one's penis in someone's anus, then whipping the same penis across a person's face.
by muddy69 November 24, 2009
A little penis.
by roflcopter1 December 19, 2008
An act of mushroom stamping, but with a giant penis, usually to a person being a complete douche. This is appropriately done by slapping said douche in the face with said penis. If correct technique is applied, the stompee will have a giant, dick-shaped imprint on his face.
by YouCanSuckABigOne February 04, 2012