the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.
see: crustache; peach fuzz
see: crustache; peach fuzz
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
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That guy on the trumpet music book who wants to "entice" you with his trumpet music.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"
Everyone stare at P
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"
Everyone stare at P
by AwesomeSexyPants December 7, 2011
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Get the Mustacherbating mug.Originating in the Harry Potter book series, this term represents a generic villain, or "bad guy," whose name bespeaks evil to such an extent that it should not be spoken aloud.
I've heard that 'He-who-must-not-be-named' is up to no good again!
by He-who-must-not-be-named? December 4, 2009
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thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache
Commonly referred to as a porn stache
by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012
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