stanky mudflaps

A vagina so worn out that the labia(lips) hang low like a nutsack.

I told the bitch to roll up her stanky mudflaps because she was attracting seagulls.

by tjfidi9frigigkiigifigrumpySeaw March 29, 2017

mud-flap ass

When her ass phat but it ain't got no shape. Just long and wide with no atmosphere.

Damn Breanna got a mud-flap ass, a real dumper

Yeah, too bad it doesn't have any shape

by Mudflap crab November 25, 2022

mississippi mudslapper

The act of twerking while having explosive diarrhea

Montegmerry gave me a sick Mississippi mudslapper last night

by Poopy diapers May 16, 2016

alaskin mudslap

If you are so angry to the point of you slapping someone with mud like a alaskin.

I hate John! Alaskin Mudslap!

by Rick Suncurve February 8, 2017

Minnesota mud flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap

by Thor2021 January 21, 2022

mud flap

A person whose usefulness barely extends past that of a tire shroud or bug deflector.

Can't you do any right? You're a mud flap! Now get me a beer!

by Bigelow October 16, 2003

Mud Flap

During missionary position-sex with a woman, she farts on your balls.

I was having wicked sex with my girlfriend when she gave me a mud flap.

by Cadillac Williams February 5, 2005