clit mouse

The small, usually red, rubber pointing device which used to be found on IBM ThinkPads and other laptop computers.

I use a regular mouse with my laptop. I can't stand the clit mouse.

by Fantastic_Dan January 20, 2005

Modest Mouse

One of the few Indy Rock bands of our generation who have produced albums which can be considered musical and lyrical masterpieces. They have released at least 8 records under 2 different producers: 'Up Records' and 'Epic'. Modest Mouse has a unique sound, and a habbit for memorable musical song extensions and clever song endings which lead into following songs.

"Dude, your Modest Mouse is on fire!"

"This would be so much better with a Modest Mouse"

by Colin Murrant August 25, 2005

mickey mouse stream

sums up the 4/14/21 stream

quackity: what the hell is a mickey mouse stream
everyone else:

by lostgnf (follow me on twitter) April 14, 2021

Mouselotion

Mouselotion (formerly known as rattsoap) is a dumb twink

Mouselotion is a stupid twink

by Pee haver June 21, 2021

banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!

Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!

by um, yes. October 7, 2017

atomic mouse-trap

A 69 where the woman farts on the guys head as he is about to come and she slams her ass into his face to make sure he enjoys the smell. Even better if the girl accidentally shits. This tactic is usually revenge for a donkey punch, angry dragon, strawberry shortcake, or any other kind of bad sexual act by the guy.

My man thought it was funny to give me a strawberry shortcake, so I fuckin gave him an atomic mouse-trap to get back at him, I accidentally shit on him too.

by Rican Terrorist May 3, 2009

Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.

"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."

by Snow Globe November 30, 2005