morale sponge

An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.

"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."

by dlc671 April 3, 2009

Moral Tampon

someone who's there for you when your astral asshole is leaky

man that guy is really cool, he's my moral tampon

by The MT June 17, 2021

morally negotiable

a more politically correct way of calling someone a slut. someone who can easily get talked into droppin panties and lining up penises like a circus seal.

I wouldnt say Jenny has run her hands over more sausage than a butcher. I would say shes rather morally negotiable.

by scott e balls July 30, 2012

Moral blank

Someone who is either morally floored or has a almost no morals, usually a person who is very promiscuous or a total ass

Ryan is a total moral blank

by The Jewess July 28, 2012

Moral Highlander

Someone who thinks that when you're complaining about or trying to fix a problem, it means that you don't also care about other, possibly bigger problems because "there can only be one" thing that you care about.

Every time I say we need to bring back net neutrality, Carl moral highlanders me with "Well, I guess police brutality, kids in cages, and our crumbling health care system are all fixed, then."

by DisseminationMonkey August 20, 2020

Moral Of The Story

Moral Of The Story can sound different and can be used differently. It can be said as “Memorial Of The Story” , “Theme Of The Story “ or even said “Main idea Of the truth”. It still all means , What ever the story is about , The Main Statement is that

Moral of the story i beat bitches up

by pudaapudoo May 1, 2021

morally compromised

When someone has forgone their own moral values in exchange for something else. It is literally a compromise between two sides of negotiation - one's conscience and morality vs. some form of gratification. These exchanges are usually short-lived and promptly regretted.

Jessica morally compromised herself cheating on her boyfriend out of spite.
Judas morally compromised himself betraying Jesus for money.
Rapper 6ix9ine morally compromised himself betraying his gang by snitching.

by Gilgamesh100 April 7, 2021