Moose

To Moose - a verb used to describe a sexual act in which a man places both thumbs in the anus of a female and spreads his other fingers wide over her butt cheeks. The resulting effect resembles moose antlers.

Pat: "I cant believe you moosed that stripper in the back of the limo"

Jake: "Her ass was in my face the whole time she was giving you head, what else was I suppose to do?"

by the only tigger December 9, 2008

moosing

To mess about or play about

Kaytee was moosing about.

by hannib January 5, 2007

moose a moose and zee

Moose and Zee is an American short-form children's television series originally airing on Noggin from 2003 until 2009, and Nick Jr. from 2009 until 2012. The series premiered on April 7, 2003

On February 25, 2015, Nickelodeon announced the return of the Noggin brand and the Moose and Zee characters, this time as the name and mascots for a new video streaming service launching March 5, 2015 as an iOS mobile app under the Noggin branding

Moose a moose and zee are a ios app

by Game mode 0 December 10, 2016

Moose

A tired, typically quiet person, especially one who has consumed large amounts of water

"He wouldn't say anything - just kept chugging water. He's such a moose."

by Phoebe Buffay April 19, 2006

Moosing

The act of using excessive force in basic tasks. It usually involves nails, hammers, smashing, breaking, or otherwise general destruction. Moosing should be avoided in public places.

I asked my roommate to throw away his beer cans. He smashed it on the floor and then chucked it at the garbage can and made a bigger mess then there was originally. Moosing at its finest...

by Anonymous11235813 March 12, 2012

Moosed

Moosed is the definition of drunk or stoned!

i was moosed lastnight man had to much drink!

by Michael Long September 27, 2005

moosed

To completely and utterly destroy whatever you are trying to fix, more specifically a piece of computer hardware.

I tried to install my new CPU, but I completely moosed up the socket and caught my room on fire at the same time.

by drainpip May 10, 2010