Mooch

A person who drives slowly.

“That woman is a mooch”

by Maggerzhasjaggerz June 04, 2019

mooch

1. someone who can't buy their own shit and just looks for free handouts
2. xavier at home depot

xavier is a mooch

by brandon the asm at home depot July 15, 2023

Mooch

The New England area of the United States tradition of kissing your family members on the mouth, both young and old alike.

Come give your grandma a MOOCH!!!!

by LupusGallus October 28, 2021

Mooch

A contraction of mini-gooch

Similar to the male gooch, but it's smaller and only occupies the space between the pussy and the anus.

Dude, her mooch STANK!

by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019

Mooch

Another word for lover , partner ,

I love my mooch real bad

by Loergirlllll December 22, 2023

Mooch

who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning

Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!

by Faggotier2 April 11, 2019

Mooch

It means scab

“Eww look at that mooch trying to get a ciggy” AD AM KP

by AMKPAD January 06, 2022