Sober Monitor

someone who is supposed to be sober at an event and monitor proceedings, but would often rather drink

Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.

by ginger125 September 19, 2016

moncton shuffle

Receive a handjob while driving through Moncton, and that's it. Because nobody wants to stop there.

Blair gave me a Moncton shuffle while driving through Moncton because fuck stopping in that shithole of a city.

by Watchoutfor12 July 24, 2017

moniconiosis

A feeling of euphoria. Especially the desire to be polite and nice to others, almost to the point of syrupy sweetness.

That person was so nice its almost as if he had a case of moniconiosis.

by paqogomez February 22, 2010

Monitor

Not a fucking speaker gabe

A monitor outputs data visually!!!

by Fattybuoy January 17, 2019

Mojito Smash

An ancoholic drink invented by Gustavo D. Esparza. The "Mojito Smash" it is served in many bars and nightclubs on the west coast. It was invented on June 29th, 2003 and it is very refreshing! Ask the bartender to make you one...

INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda

PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish

(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)

Why do they call it a "Mojito Smash"??

because its minty and it will get you smashed!!!!

by CASUAL 909 February 22, 2010

Manitoba Elementary School

A bunch of self-absorbed, hypocrites that think they will have long enduring relationships at the beginning of the year but end up hating each other for a dumb reason. A school that is very not recommended. Dropping grades and horrible people, with close-minded teachers and staff. Little to no Trump supporters and yeah..Just trash honestly...but add me on snapchat hxnixdxd....and on insta @hxkvs....yeahh...oof

You ever heard of that ghetto ass school Manitoba Elementary School?

by oofandtidepods February 2, 2018

Indigo Montoya

The most adored character on The Princess Bride

"Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."

by D-Monkey May 10, 2018