Mike

Mike is a guy who is a crazy motherfucker if u do something. To him u will get fuck hard by your family he is also a guy who will fuck your sister. He is a Italian badass who get all the girls.

Mike is so fucking hot

He is my boyfriend

Shit

Mike worldstar

by Michael23maraccini June 6, 2019

Mike

He is a big guy.... He loves to fish and pull out lunkers! He loves ridin quads and drivin trucks. He is a nice guy and a great buddy.

Mike is such a great guy, he catches so many fish.

by RealDefinitions5 May 24, 2018

Mike

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, mike.

Yeah, I am Mike

by Maxtor_13 February 5, 2020

Mike

Mike is a friend you can often depend on, and he's hot too. With caring blue eyes that will make your heart race and cute dirty blonde hair, it's hard not to fall in love. But watch out-- if you ask him out and he says no, your heart will shatter into a million pieces. He may be the most attractive guy in the grade, but it's a dangerous game to play with Mike.

OMG that guy just looked at me and I almost had a heart attack. He's such a Mike.

by access_6583 May 8, 2018

Mike

Such a big bean that will always make his lover(s) happy

Mike is so cute

by Yourlordandsavioursatan December 14, 2019

Mike

Mike is the kindest, sweetest, handsome guy who claims he is asexual at first and then once you get to know him, you will end up falling in love with. He is probably the type of guy who is friends with your ex boyfriend and most likeley a baseball player. Mike is overall a great guy.

Friend: I left the party last night with Mike

Other friend: NO WAY!!

by Abigal smith May 8, 2020

Mike

Texture

Mike Pace specifically brings a little bit of texture to the work place where everyone else is plan and flat.

by rock55on41 May 27, 2017