person one: hey have you heard black sheep by metric?
person two: yea,it's better than the one in the movie to be honest
person two: yea,it's better than the one in the movie to be honest
by shadowcatxo November 17, 2021
A unit in the Metric Fucktonne system. The measure of fuckweight exactly 2.20462 fuckpounds in the imperial fuckton system and are used in context to imply quantity of force put on an object going toward the ground. Although this term is relatively rare now because Metric Fuckton supersedes the Metric Fuckilogram making the Metric Fuckilogram redundant.
Q: Who says "Metric Fuckilogram anymore?" A: The fucking retard who wrote this goddamn definition that's who.
by Your pseudonym Your pseudonym November 14, 2018
It is a measurement of time longer than one hour, approximately an 1hr10mins to 1hr30mins long. It is a guesstimation.
Its origin is that metric measurements are slightly off from standard measurements: a meter is slightly longer than a yard, a liter is smaller than a quarter...etc
Its origin is that metric measurements are slightly off from standard measurements: a meter is slightly longer than a yard, a liter is smaller than a quarter...etc
You are driving and you are 80 miles from your destination, it will take you a metric hour to get there.
by jimmy crack cornballs December 02, 2010
I can't get a job at the hospital here, this is a college town and there's a metric shitload of pre-med students applying there.
by theOneandOnlyNightHawk May 10, 2018
by jetpack 5o December 14, 2011
That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...
by RoarMc March 29, 2017
A unit of measurement denoting the generic amount of something. The metric cuntload is commonly used in non-American countries such a Canada, that use the the metric system. A metric cuntload is slightly larger than an imperial cuntload.
by GLaz May 04, 2020