Born in Tunisia and went to england and joined a band called Queen. Nobody likes them. He was gay and died of AIDS in 1991.
by KISSRULES April 28, 2009
Get the Freddie Mercury mug.When you are not affected by Mercury retrograde yourself... but everyone around is. Hence you end up suffering during a Mercury Retrograde nevertheless, by having to put up with everyone else's drama.
Later that morning : work continued awfully and threatened to spoil my day. Despite me being fastidiously careful, people tried to blame me for things which went wrong anyway. In other words, I had managed to transcend the effects of the Mercury Retrograde today, but my managers and co-workers had not, so I had to deal with their bullshit, nonetheless. In effect, I suffered from Mercury Retrograde by Proxy.
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- Alex Sumner
by Doctor Pinch January 11, 2023
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Freddie Mercury poisoning is a sexually transmittable contagious virus also known as HIV, that can lead to AIDS.
Freddie Mercury Poisoning is interchangeable for either HIV or AIDS.
The term is derived from the musician, lead singer of the band Queen, Freddie Mercury and his passing due to complications of having AIDS. Since HIV can become AIDS It is included in what Freddie Mercury Poisoning is.
Other related words:
Skinny, ninja, silent killer, prison plague, human immuno virus, and aquired immunodeficiency syndrome.
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Freddie Mercury poisoning is a sexually transmittable contagious virus also known as HIV, that can lead to AIDS.
Freddie Mercury Poisoning is interchangeable for either HIV or AIDS.
The term is derived from the musician, lead singer of the band Queen, Freddie Mercury and his passing due to complications of having AIDS. Since HIV can become AIDS It is included in what Freddie Mercury Poisoning is.
Other related words:
Skinny, ninja, silent killer, prison plague, human immuno virus, and aquired immunodeficiency syndrome.
Man I heard Charlie Sheen got Freddie Mercury Poisoning!
Man: Doc I been feeling kinda off lately almost like I have the flu.
Doctor: Well we can run some blood tests and take a few swabs and see if anything comes from it.
-Sometime later-
Doctor: So the tests have come back and... you have Freddie Mercury Poisoning.
Man: Wait what? Freddie Mercury died of.... Ah shit!!
Man: Doc I been feeling kinda off lately almost like I have the flu.
Doctor: Well we can run some blood tests and take a few swabs and see if anything comes from it.
-Sometime later-
Doctor: So the tests have come back and... you have Freddie Mercury Poisoning.
Man: Wait what? Freddie Mercury died of.... Ah shit!!
by Fredrick Quicksilver December 24, 2018
Get the Freddie Mercury Poisoning mug.*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."
by Pierre Haunt May 8, 2018
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Get the Freddie Mercury Poisoning mug.Mercury is a very allegiant, well organized and a very handsome looking man.Many would view this good looking young man as very talented and as self proclaimed leader.He also has a magnetic force so great that it attracts beautiful women but his relationships are not the best at all.his also the man to get the job done when it comes to women.
1. Hey do you know Mercury? He's such an
extraordinary person.
2 Omg I want to be just like Mercury his so breath taking
extraordinary person.
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by Jack lorant November 21, 2021
Get the Mercury mug.That was the car I was drivin' that day, y'know. Had a lotta cars. Yeah, different kinds... Lotta different kinds of cars...
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
by Roth Vantage July 4, 2021
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