mayo butt

when you have a huge jiggly ass. similar to having eaten too much mayonnaise and having it go straight to your ass.

move that ass woman.

look at that boatload on her ass--talk about mayo butt.

by mayobutt November 6, 2009

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Mayo Face

When you let off a load on some one's face, usally done in sexual intercorse.

OR

A woman/man who has a pasty white face, resembling some one who just got shot by a meat cannon.

Dude, I totally Mayo faced Kayla last night, it got in her eye.

Man, that kid is such a mayo face, tell him to stop getting shlong shot.

by 9a9a91919ngf8181181 February 19, 2006

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mayo boy

Also known as Brian Joseph Blasi. He spends his days watching ESPN eating straight out of the mayo jar. He thinks he’s big but he is actually really soft just like the mayo he loves to eat.

That boy Brian Joseph Blasi is a real mayo boy!

by Shadowsmurf524 June 28, 2018

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Handmade Mayo

When a man masterbates to ejactulate into someone's sandwich or burger in place of mayo.

"I made Charlie a turkey sandwich, he doesn't know it has handmade mayo in it."

by Fanimal February 22, 2009

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a genuinely sweet guy, who has random moments of sweetness. Does not seem like he's "forcing" himself to be sweet just to get in your pants.

Tall, dark and handsome. Rough hands with a great smile.

Fun and easy to talk to. Never runs out of witty comments that will surely make you laugh. Excellent hugger and wonderful kisser. Even after silent moments with a Tres Mayo feels like you've had the best conversation ever. Very protective yet easy to be with. Honest and faithful and heartbreakingly adorable.

Every girl should have a Tres Mayo.

Tres Mayo belongs to an Isa.

by thriteen31 April 24, 2011

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