foot massage

A discreet way to ask your partner for a blow job while in a public setting with the intent of deceiving others into believing your asking for your feet to be massaged.

Honey when we get home will you give me a foot massage.

foot massage by Taz1970 February 5, 2010

psycho massage 

the act of kicking the crap out of somebody.

"Hey you, punk. You touched my car! I'm gonna give you a psycho massage!!!"

psycho massage by Rosie December 9, 2003

Puerto Rican neck massage 

When one person straddles another persons neck with their butt cheeks, and proceeds to fart.

Bob really does stink after he got that Puerto Rican neck massage, but at least he feels better!

Puerto Rican neck massage by Buttcrust Bobby December 15, 2019

Asian PP Massage 

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

Asian PP Massage by anonymous May 14, 2022

dick massage 

dick massage: a full blown hand job.

"baby i'm going to give you a dick massage."

dick massage by SaRaH2572 October 5, 2005

Mexican back massage 

The act of directly farting on another person. To press your ass against their body and break wind.

After all that taco bell, I was really giving out the Mexican back massages.

Mexican back massage by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007

Linguam Massage 

Prostate Massage, The carressing of the anal crevis or finger massaging the anus up to the prostate. Usually practiced durring a HJ (hand job for a man) or Doggie style (for a woman). Not nessacarily a homosexual act.

I dont know about that Linguam Massage, she wasn't supposed to stick her finger that far up my ass. Stop, ok keep going.

Linguam Massage by Benjosan June 11, 2006