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Hampshire Martini

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.
"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."
by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009
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fudge martin

an act of humiliation and anguish whereby one poops onto his or her hand and proceeds to slap another across the face or facial area.
Jesse was being a bitch and Janice fudge martin'd her to death
Jerome and Tyrone got into a scrap, Tyrone got the upper hand and fudge martin'd Jerome.

I'm so sick of being fudge martin'd uttered Lois poopily
by poo.radley August 27, 2011
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doc martin'd

It's when someone licks from the base of your nose to the tip. This occurs in a Doc Martin episode where he is dreaming about Louisa. Turns out to be a dog licking him, even though actress Caroline Catz actually did the deed on camera.
I was laying on the couch and my girlfriend snuggled up to me and totally Doc Martin'd my face!
by Pid&Pud December 24, 2012
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Swedish Marine

When a man puts one ball into a woman's ass and at the same time, he puts the other one in her vagina. And then the woman or someone else tastes them both.
I'm going to Joan and Stephany's house and they want to watch a Dolph Lundgren movie; but I bet they want the Swedish Marine.
by Reickk May 22, 2015
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Pink Martini

1. A cosmopolitan, or a Vodka Martini made with cranberry juice.
2. A pussy juice cocktail, made with Vodka and coochberry juice.
I would like to give you a pink martini.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 14, 2019
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South Dakota Martini

Dave is from Watertown, South Dakota, and when he goes to the Prop with his friends he likes to get a South Dakota Martini.
by LukeFourShore December 17, 2017
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Martina

Warrior or Warlike

The meaning of the name Martina is Servant Of Mars, God Of War

The origin of the name Martina is Latin

Martina (died after 641) was the second Empress consort of Heraclius of the Byzantine Empire.
by smile4mmm August 26, 2009
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