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not on the manifest

A particular person or person's idea that is out of whack or off kilter. In reference to the popular t.v. series LOST in episode 10 (season 1). Hurley is shocked and confused when he discovers that Ethan Rom (guest-star William Mapother) does not appear on the flight manifest, and thus was already on the island before the crash.
Larry came over the other night and out of nowhere just started rambling on and on about his prostrate. He was so far off the manifest it wasn't even funny. - or - Dude that ugly chic has been eyeballing you all night long. I don't think she's on the manifest. - or - Then the guy just ate a scorpion. He is definitly not on the manifest.
by Jim Heuberger January 14, 2006
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Mansize

Reffering to the size of a mans dick
1. small(2-3.9 fully erect)-said to be like a row boat to england hey slow and steady my ass this little peeper will get you more laughs than actual results. Not to diss but hey bubs you might wanna make sure its not an erectile disfunction or somethin first. And a little FYI did you know that a mans true penis size is actually double what sticks out. yup half of that doodly bobberactually sits inside of ya. (and they can now surgically move that extra out for ya. So what ya waitin for stop getting on the low end running patrols and take a step up and BUY that bigger boat now while you can afford it!!!
2. Medium(4-6 fully erect)- nothing wrong here. fast and the furious this midsize fits all and often delivers faster or spills its cargo faster depending where he sails and what ports he pulls into.Great for virgins!!! and girls not interested in performance or size (gen the min for girls)
3. Big(6-8 fully erect)- Good size to see on pornos makes you look like a real man often gets both good and great results. Nothing can go wrong here fits into most size compartments though not so good for virgins and great for breaking in already broken in teens. Sails into both small and large ports great for all ages (age 18+ people) have fun!!!
4. Huge(9+) what girls often fantasize about but cant fully comprehend (damn blonds, hey im blond to so dont be to upset). Its like the equivalent of a size d bra or what do they call it size E the man's gotta been combining surgery with steroids or something that thing is almost as big around as your arm girls. if you wanna have a pussy like you just had a child than go for this. These Monster tankers can sail into only the most open ports VIRGINS BE WARNED!!!
"it aint the size of the boat that counts its the motion of the ocean and how you move about it."
IT is said that the size of a mans penis aint based on how big is nose is or how skinny or fat he may be or how pointy is shows are but on the size of his palm. Yup thats right, right in a medical book which states that the palm is equal to 1% of ones total body survace and right down there on the picture of a man being divided into persentages is the mans groind with a big fat 1% right smack in the middle so if size is your thing or you just wanna compare notes all ya gotta do is check the guys palm and about 90% of the time you'll be closer than than you think.
by MK March 21, 2005
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Indigenious Victim of Manifest Destiny

Any indigenious people that have been totally fucked over by the white man and his dirty white man tricks.
"Native Americans, totally Indigenious Victim of Manifest Destiny."
by SID_thug September 26, 2009
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meat beat manifesto

A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.
"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."
by JSmith lu 43 April 6, 2017
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Manzieling

Unexpected and smashing success to unprecedented degrees, often earning great admiration of the opposite sex.
When the water boy was Manzieling it when he wound up starting at QB, winning the date championship, winning student body president, and winning the heart of the prom queen.
by Manzieling it February 5, 2013
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manizing

weired to say a female is womanizing while all she longs for is a man
The girl is manizing
by lost April 12, 2005
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maneze (mayonnaise)

prison lubrication the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
the use of mayonnaise as a personal lubricant
boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up
by fatherboat December 24, 2007
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