mantering

The innate impulse for a man to come up with a scientific sounding explanation... whether fact or bullshit, for whatever he is accused of doing at the time.

Mantering ie : 1." no baby, if I fuck you in the ass due to the methane reports, that would bring a whole reduction in methane gas around the world ie; 2 ." Yeah Baby... she is my ex ... but, I had to fuck her at least two to three more times, just to make sure I was in love with you! "

by GGgGGgrgr May 26, 2017

manteying

Telling someone that something promised is two weeks out, for an indefinite period of time.

He keeps telling me my new guitar is two weeks out. He’s really manteying me on this deal.

by New English Scholar November 15, 2017

mandingo yoga

The Type of Sport you need to do on a regular basis if you plan on having Sex with Mandingos black long snake to prevent him ripping your intestines apart.

"He is so big, i think i need to attend Mandingo Yoga classes from now on!"

by xXMandingoLover69Xx September 7, 2018

Mandingo

A mandingo is a slang for a large ass dick (like mine you know im sayin)

Girl 1: girl id like to suck Thorbjørns mandingo (me)
Girl 2: yall cant get it in the mouth dawg what you thinkin bitch
Girl 1: oh yeah i forgot that

by Sub2pewds or i Will find you February 28, 2019

Mandingo

Someome called Nick Tooley who has a massive cock and can knock people out by whipping it around, when he wanks he needs to extend his arms 240 m forward to get to the tip, Nick also pulls all of the chicks with his Mandingo

Nick has a huge Mandingo

by Bcsjksks March 24, 2019

mandingo

(adj.) Unnaturally huge or abnormally large. Usually used when talking about a massive penis.

Woah man, that dick is mandingo! How'd you grow that one?

by komaz August 29, 2019

Mandingo Mindy

A woman of Caucasian decent who emulates loves and pretends to worship black people as if she were an ally or black herself (ie Rachel Dolezal). These women aren't inherently bad but definitely don't help as much as they claim. They will boo love black until it dosen't benefit them when the Mindy is outed for not being as much of an ally as she claims she goes back to default as a Karen to defend what little is left to save face. Few Mindy's are caught but the ones who are will Karen up and call her DBF (Designated black friend) for rescue usually outing said person as a coon in the process

You: Wow Kelley really likes black people

Me: no shes a mandingo mindy she got with a black dude and started wanting to be down with the cause but when shes mad at black people its nigger this and nigger that off that karen rage

by Phoenix451739 April 8, 2021