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Get the majankle mug.A word used when describing how stoned you are; where your majanojary is at is determined by how stoned you are. If you've got your majanojary, you're sober, if you're starting to lose it, you're getting stoned and if it's long gone. .you're really shot. It's complicated and easier to understand through reading the example.
A group of stoners smoking lots of green sitting in a car in a field just off the road in the middle of the countryside, nothing around but trees, hedgerows and grass, 2.30a.m.
Stoned Stoner 1: Look at that cloud above those trees, it looks like Osama Bin Laden! And that one looks a bit like Jesus. .and Elvis Presley-
Stoned Stoner 2: WTF is that over there in those woods!!!!!!!? Fuck there's someone there!!
Stoned Stoner 3: There's nothing there you wanker! You're fucked
Stoned Stoner 2: Yea but it looked like a man dressed all in black with a hood and purple eyes and. .yea ok I'm fairly cained.
Stoned Stoner 1: Me too. .my majanojary fucked off down the hill hours ago, and probably reached the bottom on joint number 17 of the evening!
Stoned Stoner 3: My majanojary is half way down the hill. Anyone got the lighter so I can spark this Bob and mine can get the rest of the way down and join yours?
Stoned Stoner 2:Err the lighter's fucked off down the hill too. .can't find it.
*Everyone looks for ligther*
Stoned Stoner 1: Look at that cloud above those trees, it looks like Osama Bin Laden! And that one looks a bit like Jesus. .and Elvis Presley-
Stoned Stoner 2: WTF is that over there in those woods!!!!!!!? Fuck there's someone there!!
Stoned Stoner 3: There's nothing there you wanker! You're fucked
Stoned Stoner 2: Yea but it looked like a man dressed all in black with a hood and purple eyes and. .yea ok I'm fairly cained.
Stoned Stoner 1: Me too. .my majanojary fucked off down the hill hours ago, and probably reached the bottom on joint number 17 of the evening!
Stoned Stoner 3: My majanojary is half way down the hill. Anyone got the lighter so I can spark this Bob and mine can get the rest of the way down and join yours?
Stoned Stoner 2:Err the lighter's fucked off down the hill too. .can't find it.
*Everyone looks for ligther*
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