A group of scammers/fraudsters whose duty it is to steal from the normal working-class public, and fail to reach their delivery times/dates. They are sometimes dubbed the 'Royal FAIL/Royal Snail' due to their lack of care and accuracy in the matter. They appear to be getting worse by the day, it's highly recommended that you don't put your trust and faith into them, as they'll grind you to the ground.
Sue: Hey! Did you get my birthdy card?
Bob: No, what birthday card!?
Sue: Well I sent it out with the Royal Mail 5 days ago...
Bob: No, sorry.
Bob: No, what birthday card!?
Sue: Well I sent it out with the Royal Mail 5 days ago...
Bob: No, sorry.
by CroydonBoy January 4, 2008
Get the Royal Mail mug.When someone accidentally calls you while their phone is their pocket, usually resulting in a voicemail clusterfuck of muffled clamor. It may go on for hours, and wastes at least one minute of your day before you realize you just recieved some pocket mail.
That fucktard Steve Dave just left me another piece of pocket mail and I swear I could hear his dick this time.
by terribly talmage February 21, 2008
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Joe- if you send this to 666 people in the next 69 minutes youll have the best day of your life, if you dont you will burn and disenegrate. my friend didnt do it and hasnt been seen in years.
Bob- fuck igotta do this chain mail i dont wanna be burnt
Joe- if you send this to 666 people in the next 69 minutes youll have the best day of your life, if you dont you will burn and disenegrate. my friend didnt do it and hasnt been seen in years.
Bob- fuck igotta do this chain mail i dont wanna be burnt
by isabellaisahoe January 25, 2017
Get the chain mail mug.The act of using previously attained or recently attained information, to make the victim do what you want or else you reveal this information that would affect them.
Lady : " I saw you having sex with Sheryl."
Guy : "What?! You did?!"
Lady : "Yep, So unless you have sex with me too, I'll tell."
- Lady is Fugly"
Guy : " You can't Black Mail me!"
Lady : "Orly? I have you on tape."
Guy : "Damn it, Fine."
Guy : "What?! You did?!"
Lady : "Yep, So unless you have sex with me too, I'll tell."
- Lady is Fugly"
Guy : " You can't Black Mail me!"
Lady : "Orly? I have you on tape."
Guy : "Damn it, Fine."
by Anti-Cancer December 25, 2010
Get the Black Mail mug.I'm in charge of this year's International Festival - guess it's time to send out a {plea-mail} and try to get some volunteers.
by taciatrue April 13, 2009
Get the plea-mail mug.When a child in the family looks nothing like the father or siblings.
It implies that the mail-man is really the father of that child.
It implies that the mail-man is really the father of that child.
the mother is blonde and green eyed, the father is brunette and brown eyed, child 1 is brunette and green eyed, child 2 is blonde and brown eyed; however, little Bobby is a ginger.
People would say he has "mailman syndrome" or call the situation in general "mail-man syndrome"
It would be especially appropriate if the mail man was also a ginger.
People would say he has "mailman syndrome" or call the situation in general "mail-man syndrome"
It would be especially appropriate if the mail man was also a ginger.
by Your Mail Man January 18, 2010
Get the Mail-man syndrome mug.A mass email that has been forwarded around by baby boomers. The text of these emails usually include large fonts with bright colors as well as characters typed in all caps. The footer typically consists of animated imagery including but not limited to juggling clowns, sparkling rainbows, or patriotic themes such as a waving american flag.
Hey Andy, my gmail filter just let some more Boomer Mail through. I wish they had a filter for purple fonts.
by Rob Righter June 19, 2011
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