Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.

I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...

by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020

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Muscle maiden

A woman who works out and has gains to show it. They’re strong in many ways than one, and aren’t afraid to leave their mark in the weight room or to shy away from challenges. Often regarded as very intimidating by others, however can be quite the opposite when approached (if you’re not too afraid to approach that is).

You see her over there? She’s deadlifting 350lbs, 350! She’s a Muscle Maiden without a doubt.

by |Artemis| June 5, 2022

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Maiden Log

The first log in a fat grump

Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole

by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021

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merciful maidens

An exclamation, used to express outrage or disbelief about a particular situation.

Marcell: The goddamn cat is eating the lasagna again!
Edward Leo: Oh Merciful Maidens!

by Roy McCallister January 12, 2007

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maiden voyage

While known as the boat owners first quest at sea- the true meaning is the complete removal of a ladies boating virginity as she gets plowed by the boat captain during her first day at sea.

Did Kim enjoy her maiden voyage?

by Dktbrokers June 11, 2020

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maidens water

the menstral juice from a vagina.
or, a band from woodstock ontario.

I had sex with my girlfreind while she was bleeding and now I have maidens water all over my cock and balls.
Andrew from the band Maidens water, also loves to drink the stuff.

by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007

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