Maiden Log

The first log in a fat grump

Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole

by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021

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Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.

I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...

by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020

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maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.

We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.

by poopdag February 17, 2012

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merciful maidens

An exclamation, used to express outrage or disbelief about a particular situation.

Marcell: The goddamn cat is eating the lasagna again!
Edward Leo: Oh Merciful Maidens!

by Roy McCallister January 12, 2007

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maiden voyage

While known as the boat owners first quest at sea- the true meaning is the complete removal of a ladies boating virginity as she gets plowed by the boat captain during her first day at sea.

Did Kim enjoy her maiden voyage?

by Dktbrokers June 11, 2020

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maidens water

the menstral juice from a vagina.
or, a band from woodstock ontario.

I had sex with my girlfreind while she was bleeding and now I have maidens water all over my cock and balls.
Andrew from the band Maidens water, also loves to drink the stuff.

by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007

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