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Meditasturbating 

v. The act of masturbating, climaxing, and achieving Nirvana such that one goes into a state of meditative trance immediately afterward.
Jim: Why was Bob grounded?

Fred: His mom's a Mormon and they don't like it when you spill your seed.

Jim: But how did he get caught?

Fred: Well, he was Meditasturbating and forgot to clean the spooge...

Jim: Ohhhhhhhh
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A name meaning alcohol, this girl in intoxicatingly beautiful. Also a lot of fun to be around. Party animal and a pro at making double-meaning jokes. Very calm, composed and serious when it comes to her work or academics. Tactful and knows when to remain silent.
"Yo, I hooked up with a Madira last night."
"Shit man! You're lucky af"
Madira by bootybae November 20, 2015
my bestfriend and the sweetest person ever <3 married to Jenny Boyd !
Madivamp is caring !
madivamp by Bexsuprmarcy July 23, 2021
Madina is a good friend, she's funny, beautiful and long beautiful hair. She doesn't trust herself and has a lack of confidence.

All her friends love her because she's a good person.
God, Madina has a beautiful fluffy ass !
Madina by anonymous November 22, 2021
Well last longer then any tool out there when it comes to screwing
Makita drilled me harder than my dads drill
makita by JF bitches June 12, 2011
Spanish term of endearment, usually for older members of the family, such as grandparents. Terms may differ depending on country of origin and cities.
The family would meet at Mamitas (grandmothers) house on Saturdays to help her make her amazing sancocho.
Mamita by calps April 18, 2010