Macon Drunk

1. To be incapacitated by the overconsumption of alcohol to the point of that he or she is completely devoid of comprehending social norms such as (but not limited to) making obscene gestures or reverberating heinous jokes about another’s gender and appearance.
2. As the result of excessive alcohol and/or illegal substances, a person who lacks somatic control of all motor and/or urinary functions.

After drinking faster than a middle school cheerleader at her first “should I do this” senior party, Brandon must have been Macon Drunk since he belched the references to his gender superiority while wearing urine stained pants.

by MaconluvsDillard January 12, 2011

Macism

Macism. The belief that Macs are better than PCs...all lies. As all of us computer nerds know, there has been a long-time battle between Microsoft (makers of the PC) and Apple (responsible for the Mac). And clearly Microsoft has the upper hand.

Bernardo is a firm believer in Macism.

by Nimrod1 February 14, 2006

Macockma

Out of the ordinary body part, can be any part of the body.

"Oh my god giddy-up look at the macockma on that!!!..."

by Holmah May 9, 2006

macorn

Douche bag, or a bag of douche

Alex Corn: Whatsup dude! Macorn in the house.

Anyone: What a douche bag this guy is.

by Colin Thompson May 18, 2006

Macassare

A vicious devouring of a McDonalds meal, usually after copious amounts of alcohol have been consumed!

MJ: Why is there lettuce and mayo all down the stairs and through the bed?

Paige: Monique made a macassare of her mcdonalds this morning when she got home from town!

by MattYlikesvodka November 15, 2009

Mac OS

any Macintosh operating system predating Mac OS 10.0 (OS X)

Apple betrayed us by abandoning the Mac OS

by deerdance January 22, 2009

mackson

By definition the sickest sexual act in mankind's wide repertoire of deviance. Involves any sort of sharp objects, though most commonly scissors, rubberbands, and a pineapple. Note that one's whole body should be disinffected before attempting a mackson.

No! Not the mackson!

by Eleventyone April 19, 2005