carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 28, 2020

miner 69er

when someone does 69 all the time

She is a miner 69er that was one wet pussy.

by xSHINIGAMI KUNx April 04, 2010

james miner

A man who watches gay porn, always gets touchy with his friends, is a mega douchebag who plays either lacrosse golf or baseball and is usually knows by his friend group as the one who is gay but acting straight

Dude stop being such a James miner

by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020

cock miner

one who enjoys having his penis 'mine' an ass. a cock miner just digs in for as long as possible.

that cock miner Mike did my girl in the ass!

Jess: Hey, why are you walkin so funny
Liz: That guy was a cock miner... he stretched me all out.

by EZ23 November 10, 2007

bitcoin miner

Software that uses an excessive amount of system resources for accomplishing a simple task.

Why haven't you turned off this bitcoin miner, Microsoft jokingly calls Visual Studio Git integration, yet?

by wutsorswutsors October 14, 2015

nose miner

a tiny, tiny, tiny man just like the full size version of a miner, that you put in your nose to extract the very crustiest of boogs(and most hard to reach).

I wish i had a nose miner to reach these crusty boogers.

by PickAx Mcgee March 27, 2009

Trapped Miner

When a group of people lock themselves in a closet and piss and shit all over each other. Similar to the Chilean mine collapse

Holy Fuck lets have a trapped miner party, we can invite friends through craigslist

by C. Che November 04, 2010