Lurkers

For online slang, it means "SHIT! My Goddamn parents are behind me! SHIT... DON'T CURSE GODDAMNIT!"

AIM (AOL Instant Messenger)
WarDevil3333 : Crap, lurkers are here.
GregVa89 : Oh, ok. Hello Mr. and Mrs. Devil, I love your son. he is so handsome.

by Alex and Greg April 5, 2003

lurker

Someone that, when you're trying to do something you don't want other people seeing, always seems to walk in and/or be hanging arround, preventing you from doing said thing.

Such people are often buzzkill and don't realise it.

Man, everytime my girlfriend and I try to make out, we keep getting a lurker.

Sorry dude, I can't click on that page; I have a lurker.

by Anonymous December 24, 2004

lurker

Annoying people that never reveal their online presence when using IM software, preferring instead to appear AFK, or not there at all.

Andy: Is Carl on YIM? I want to tell him I'm sleeping in his spare room this weekend.
Me: No idea, the lurker's not on my list.

by Digital Shaman April 21, 2005

luger

Expectorated matter; saliva mixed with discharges from the respiratory passages; in ancient and medieval physiology it was believed to cause sluggishness

I hocked up a luger!

by Peter Luger April 15, 2003

lurker

A turd which refuses to flush.

"Bloody hell, someones left a lurker!"

by Mind your own bloody buisness! November 24, 2003

Lurker Bomb

A fart that is not smelled immediately upon flatulation, but subsequently delivers a potent stench.

I left the room before my lurker bomb hit

by whoreable January 22, 2009

lunger

A wad of mucus that has been brought up from the lungs.

The act of a deep, productive cough followed by spitting out the wad of mucus is called "hocking a lunger", where "to hock" is a modern wearing-down of the original "to hawk".

Those suffering or recovering from pneumonia can hock frequent, prodigious, and frightening lungers.

I hocked a lunger up to the ceiling in the gym shower last week and it's still hanging there.

by JMike1966 January 12, 2008