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stoney loner

A motherfucking young rapper from the southeast who can always be found if you follow the smell of za
Aye have you heard Stoney loner’z music?
by Stoney loner November 23, 2021
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loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely
last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019
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Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.
Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”
by Shan73094 November 11, 2017
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Lovely loner

A person that everyone loves yet has no friends.
He really doesn’t talk to any but everyone talk to him he’s just a lovely loner
by Isthatswavy January 2, 2022
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loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.
When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!
by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025
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Corona Loner

social distancing and staying home in isolation to stop the spread of the corona 19 virus. During the corona-19 Pandemic this person cuts off all communication with their friends or the person they're dating, with zero warning or notice before hand. You'll mostly see them avoiding friend's phone calls, social media, and avoiding them in public.
I guess i am a Corona loner i got ghosted during the Covid-19 social distancing pandemic
by kgarrity May 21, 2020
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Popular Loner

A person who appears to be popular because of their enormous ego, however doesn’t get invited to many functions and thinks they are the main character.
Andrew: I have so many friends, I’m actually the main character.
Jack: STFU bruh no one likes you, you’re a popular loner.
by CaptainJackDaddy October 2, 2023
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