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loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.
When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!
by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025
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popular loner

“pookie is such a popular loner today”
“oh i know shes always so popular yet so lonely”
by pookiethepopularloner October 27, 2021
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Loner

a loner is a stoner who has a perpetual boner
you: hey man what is a loner?
barrack obama: lmao, person of the country, you don't know what loner is? you should check on urban dictionary

*you check on urban dictionary*
you: aye sir! now me realizes that loner is a stoner who has perpetual boner
by sharingan181 January 10, 2022
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Lovely loner

A person that everyone loves yet has no friends.
He really doesn’t talk to any but everyone talk to him he’s just a lovely loner
by Isthatswavy January 2, 2022
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loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely
last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019
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Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.
Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”
by Shan73094 November 11, 2017
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Home-A-Loner

When two men break into your house at Christmas time and you just got an insane loner hand in the game of euchre.
Take that, Marv! While you burned your hand on that red-hot doorknob, I just won with a Home-A-Loner!
by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss December 1, 2022
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