lizard pussy

When a woman's vagina is colder than expected

Katrina had that lizard pussy. My balls froze together

by Jamjam817 January 05, 2018

lizard squire

A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth

shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard

by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee March 25, 2014

Lane lizard

Person that will drive in the passing lane the same speed or slower than the normal travel lane.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a lane lizard that refused to move over for faster traffic.

by Seymour Kooch August 06, 2015

sock lizard

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

by Tehanti January 23, 2009

Jizz Lizard

When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.

"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."

by Matt McCune March 31, 2008

road lizard

Can refer to any type of lizard that is sunning itself on the hot pavement.

That girl is crazy as a road lizard!

by Altairisfar October 12, 2007

lizard vagina

a person of croatian descent, used in a derogatory manner

Hey Stjepan, go back to Zagreb you lizard vagina!

by wawawawawawawawawawa February 05, 2009