lizard (hank) 

a lizard of the strawberry blonde persuasion, native in minnesota and kansas, but also has been spotted in the metropolitan area of chicago. although they are rarely seen eating, many believe that the hank lizard thrives off of a diet of bananas and oversized chocolate chip cookies a la mode. not known for their refined vision, hank lizards are often seen wearing nerd glasses.

Although many lizards are known for their active and agile tongues, the hank lizard will decidedly not suck face.

lizard (hank) by smelly girl September 13, 2004

Lizard man 

person usually from around the area called BARLOW

Lizard men are people known as real noobs when it comes to fps games and rts games. He also has the features of a "lizard man" which gives him his name. He is always skint and usually answers to the name mincer.

Lizard man by Squiz17 March 6, 2009

Lizard Fan 

A Florida Gaytor Fan. Anyone who has a Gaytor as their team mascot.

Florida Gaytor Fan: Hey, did you see Tim Tebow last night?

Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?

Lizard Fan by Buckeye Til I Die January 5, 2008

Lizard Kissing 

When two people in public engage in open mouth, tongue jutting kisses, usually with eyes open.

Gross, look Michael. I think those two in the booth are lizard kissing.

Lizard Kissing by Likey August 6, 2011

Lizard Launch

the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.

Please don't lizard launch me

I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.

Lizard Launch by Lizard Len March 2, 2014

Lizard Method

Using a lizard-like, rapid flick o' the tongue to pleasure a vagina.

Austin used the the lizard method to no avail.

Lizard Method by kale hag February 26, 2015

lizard-shit 

Describes the worse of times, rock bottom

Person 1: Your girlfriend is cheating on you with your dad
Person 2: Lizard-shit!

lizard-shit by lilywilliams059 April 21, 2016