lizard pussy

When a woman's vagina is colder than expected

Katrina had that lizard pussy. My balls froze together

by Jamjam817 April 24, 2018

lizard squire

A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth

shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard

by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee May 4, 2014

Lane lizard

Person that will drive in the passing lane the same speed or slower than the normal travel lane.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a lane lizard that refused to move over for faster traffic.

by Seymour Kooch September 9, 2015

Lizard licker

A phrase you call a fiend addicted to any hard drugs

Ex. Opioids, Promethazine, Codeine, Heroin, Cocaine
All of these give fiends the dry mouth, lizards are dry. Thus, Lizzard Licker

Them boys be on them perky’s and them xannies, they some lizard licker’s !

She looks like she a lizard licker.

by Trey ReasoNz February 12, 2022

Bearded Lizard

When giving a blowjob and having your tongue at the back of your throat, this then allows you to spit the contents with excessive force like a lizard or dragon.

Damn Madeleine can really do the Bearded Lizard, it went for metres

by Jollyjolliver September 11, 2016

sock lizard

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

by Tehanti January 23, 2009

Jizz Lizard

When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.

"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."

by Matt McCune March 31, 2008