rush limbaughed

verb.

The act of sneaking an illegal bottle of viagra in your shaving kit.

Me: I got busted at the airport last night.
Billy: Why?
Me: I Rush Limbaughed. :/
Billy: Idiot.

by Jack Townshend June 28, 2006

Limb Lump Dump

When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.

Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”

Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.

by Bert Fegg November 24, 2007

Libbs

a cool, smart, and funny person; a girl who can be your best friend; a trustworthy and dependable ally; nickname for a longer name

Dude1: Do you want to hang out this weekend man?
Dude2: no im gonna hang out with Libbs

by masta f***ing beast November 7, 2009

limble

A combination of limber and nimble that denotes someone who is both quick and light in motion and posses a supple and resilient quality.

PJ: Hey, I'm pretty limble
Jen: Dumbass

by stoltini January 7, 2009

Rush Limbaugh's nipples

Anything that is simultaneously meaningless, contemptible, and repellent.

"Brittney's new record is about as interesting as Rush Limbaugh's nipples."
"Watching your dog puke reminds me of Rush Limbaugh's nipples."

by odradek February 7, 2008

silence of the lambs dance

To accurately recreate the insane, human flesh wearing dance by Buffalo Bill from the movie "Silence of the Lambs" by putting on lipstick, rubbing your nipple ring, and sticking your penis in betwixt your legs while wearing a robe.

Oh baby, when you do that silence of the lambs dance it gets me so hot. It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

by lyricalbastard August 2, 2006

liebs

nickname, short for any name containing lieb in the first four letters

We call that guy Liebs.

by andyliebs June 30, 2007