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Erection Levels

the one incher: the penis is very small because of cold water.

the two incher: used for urinating

the three incher: before an erection

the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection

the five incher: not the full length, but an erection

the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal

the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse

the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)

the nine incher: your much bigger companion

the ten incher: everyone's best friend

the eleven incher: your superior officer

the twelve incher: five dollar foot long

the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer

the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris

the fifteen incher: Mr.T

the twenty incher: God
Jake was researching erection levels, and jealous of all the lengths he wasn't yetly able to achieve; he was pre-pubescent.
by NIQQA2daResQ January 4, 2011
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Great Lever

The roughest area in the uk. Moss side's like disney land comapared to it. Manchesta mandemz gt rushed by great lever. great lever has a seriouse amount of murders and gunshots and has the most stabbings in britain and 1 of the worst place's in the world. advised not to go!

GREAT LEVER: Da hud NOT to go
Mandem 1:Blad u herd tha man gt shot n died strayt up in Great Lever.
Mandem 2:Tha's standard shit Dwn them endz.Get shanked wen u step a foot in der cuz.
by UK Advisor January 16, 2009
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lovers

the strongest form of love... it is when two people are so in love that their lives are basically symbiotic...
doug and amber lovers each other equally.
by doubersproody December 31, 2006
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Lovers

1. The fandom name for Lo Nightly fans.

2. A person who loves, is a fan of Lo Nightly.

3. One fan is a "Lover", two or more are "Lovers".
"Me and my friends are fans of Lo Nightly. We are the Lovers."
by ILikeFrenchStuff June 12, 2020
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The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017
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the backseat lovers

the most underrated band ever

definitely deserve more attention

very vibey
"this song is awesome, whos it by"
"the backseat lovers"
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levens

A girl who has a unique name,filled with courage and glory never let others show her who to be.

She is beautiful but doesnt let it show an outsider filled with spirit. Usually dark hair and anxioty
by Lolothebanana December 7, 2013
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