Lucased

The inability to live up to the lowest of expectations due to creative belligerence.

Wow, I really Lucased that presentation, we will probably lose that account.

What an awful movie! Yeah, the director totally Lucased it.

by JohnnyRedlight May 29, 2008

Ford Lease

A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.

Also known as "The Buttfuck"

Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."

Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."

by Geoff L May 22, 2005

tx3 laser turbo

a car that has changed the evolution of all wheel drive cars in the early 1990's and is now considered to be a cheaper substitute to new subaru wrx's and lancer evolutions. allso made by mazda as "familia gtx" or 2second quarter mile faster version "familia gtr" which is compareable to a new wrx sti and will beat skyline gtr's in stock form.

that tx3 laser turbo just blasted that rattly commo...

by kfsRule September 27, 2005

Hershey Laser

Diarrhea consisting only of pure fecal liquid with no solid feces contained within it. When expelled from the colon, the contraction of the anal sphincter will focus the diarrhea into an extremely narrow stream. The resulting laser beam can be focused in a specific direction with a distance proportional to the aperture of the sphincter. The color of the beam will vary depending on its source, from a neon yellow to a burnt orange.

Sally misfired her hershey laser in my bathroom last night. Now there's a hole in my toilet seat and a line of diarrhea running halfway up the wall!

by Douche McGernigal November 13, 2009

laser tag dance

maunever done by laser tag experts(i.e., assholes); in this manevuer, both arms are raised, the body is always turned sideways towards opponents, the person doing the dance is always jumping around while shooting, and the gun is above the head. This results in the person doing the dance covering almost all of their targets, all of the time (targets on the vest and gun); this dance is extremely annoying to everyone who does not do laser tag every fucking day and just wants to enjoy themselves.

Bob: Dude I got kicked from Lazer Tag today.
Dave: That sucks! Why?
Bob: Cause some guy was doin the Laser Tag dance for like 10 minutes and kept shootin me and pissing me off.
Dave: So what did you do?
Bob: I melee-ed him in the face and the warden saw.
Dave: You melee-ed him? That's so kick ass!

by Cheddar-Bob May 13, 2005

lease a butt ram

To pay for anal sex.

Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram.

by Lisa Buttram January 1, 2007

laser tag

The public bathroom game for males; when in a stall, you and the person in the stall next to you try to pee on each other's shoes under the barrier.

Friend: Hey, why are your shoes all wet?
You: Oh, me and the guy in the stall next to me were playing laser tag.

by Spoony_Bard March 3, 2008