lance stewart

An idiot that also went by the name lance210 back when vine was a thing. He now makes hundreds of thousands of dollars doing clickbait YouTube videos using his ugly girlfriend with the teeth of a 2 month-old zebra. He is crowned "the king of clickbait" and is one of the most hated people on YouTube. He is most famous for making a video called "I CUT MY FINGER OFF! REAL LIFE FRUIT NINJA GONE WRONG! (DON'T TRY THIS)" where he "accidentally" cut himself in the hand and clearly was trying to stay in the frame so he could show the people that fall for his clickbait videos that he was gushing blood.

Keemstar - What is up, DramaAlert nation, I'm your host Killer Kemstarrrrrrrrrrrrr leeeeeeeeeeeeeets get roiiiiiiiiit in to the news! In the news, lance stewart (you guessed it) commonly known at the king of clickbait, has uploaded a new video! He states that he has in fact summoned the devil and I now joining Hitler in hell. Here, watch the video.
Lance - Hey guys, I was just using this Ouija board here and I have in fact summoned

Satan himself! So I'm gonna vlog the whole thing. Okay, I'm entering hell and oh, there's Hitler! Hey Adolf! So yeah guys that was just a prank that was my frind at buzzfeed see you in the next vlog.
Keemstar - So yeah guys, that was the most clickbait thing of all time. Also in the news!

by ITRJJC December 16, 2016

lance armstrong

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.

Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.

by captain kirks number 2 bowl December 28, 2005

luncheonmeat lance

Another word for a penis

Hey baby get some of this luncheonmeat lance down your neck.

by Beardsville June 13, 2006

Lance Hilton

a very short 9 year old looking boy. He has a millimeter peter and is bad at everything he does.

Lance Hilton is so short and I would never want to hang out with him.

by Zorooq January 8, 2019

ass lancing

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus

Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.

by Griphftor July 5, 2006

Lance's Mom

The most beautiful and fuckable MILF you will ever see. She is great in bed, and will always cheer up your dick if needed.

Guy: Lance's Mom is such a fucking babe

Any other guy: Fuck yea she is!

by XxFeministxX May 17, 2016

East Lancs

The escape route that scousers use after a successful tire stealing trip to Salford or Manchester

calm down calm down, eh eh eh? We'z on the east lancs now with theez tires!

by Caiman December 30, 2004