kung-fu flu

The very thing that has everyone inside their homes and wearing masks.

Person 1:This Kung-Fu Flu has been kicking my ass lately...

Person 2: Since when did diseases start taking martial arts classes?

by ThisIsntFine July 15, 2020

"kung fu clepto"

1. person with stealty stealing abilities of cheap items

When I was at the bank, I noticed that the teller had a rather nice pen. When her back was turned, I used my "kung fu clepto" abilities and she never knew it was gone.

by Stephanie Akerson April 27, 2006

kung fu grip

What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.

Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.

by whitemale_98 January 07, 2005

Tilde László Kungs

A nice person. Very happy and makes other people happy. Doesn´t like to talk about many things. She likes to be angry at people and she likes to punch people. But she´s doing it as a joke and it´s very funny. She doesn´t like talking to people. She likes to paint and she´s very good at it!

Wow that AMAZING! Such a Tilde László kungs

by Superplutten May 29, 2018

kung pao dumper

When, upon eating too much bad Chinese food, a shaolin-monk style battle breaks out in your digestive-track, resulting in an explosion of undigested pu pu platter into the toilet (often accompanied by a 'pow').

"Dude, pull over -- I gotta take a kung pao dumper."

"Don't go in there, sweetheart -- I just took a kung pao dumper."

by Emperor Man Face December 29, 2013

kung fu ninja

a kung fu ninja is a superawesome ninja who does also kung fu and who is initiated by the kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas exist since the beginning of 2013.
the kung fu ninjas greet each other by boxing and punching each others arms. There are now 4 kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas are all girls.

"that girl is so awesome, she must be a kung fu ninja!"

by SuperWoman123 May 07, 2014

kung-fu nut

1. To crucially ejaculate. Preferably, more than three feet onto someone.

1. I just kung-fu nutted on that ho's face.
2. Damn, he kung-fu nutted on my face.
3.Oh my god, NOT THE KUNG-FU NUT!
4. That bitch is so fine, makes me wanna kung-fu nut all over that ass.

by Hans Job November 09, 2007