A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.
Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.
There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.
1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.
2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.
These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.
There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.
1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.
2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.
These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
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A combination of funky electro house, break beats, hip hop and one hell of a party. Founded by Dallas own Bad Brother Inc. djs Mr.Cooley and Johnny Funk, this mixture of music and phenomenal party goers take nightlife and dance music to the next level.
A combination of funky electro house, break beats, hip hop and one hell of a party. Founded by Dallas own Bad Brother Inc. djs Mr.Cooley and Johnny Funk, this mixture of music and phenomenal party goers take nightlife and dance music to the next level.
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