Here's a few things that people fail to relize about Kobe...
1. Kobe's a ballhog. The thing with Kobe, is he's a victom of the system. Phil Jackson is the kind of guy that goes out there and tells one player on the team to take the shots. In his days with Michael Jordan to his days with Kobe, Phil Jackson has always been the biggest ballhog in the NBA. Kobe goes out there, and attemps 15 shots a day. Does that mean he's selfish? Of couse not, becuase that's how Phil Jackon works.
Now, take 2004 when Phil Jackson WASN'T the coach. That year, Kobe reaches a career high in assists a game!
2. Kobe ruined the Laker's dynasty. Definitly a strange claim since I doet anyone here on urban dictionary works for the Lakers and has knoledge of what happens behind close doors. The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that lies about something negative.
3. Kobe's a racist. How are you going to tell me Kobe committed rape WHEN YOU NEVER SAW HIM DO IT!? Think about that
1. Kobe's a ballhog. The thing with Kobe, is he's a victom of the system. Phil Jackson is the kind of guy that goes out there and tells one player on the team to take the shots. In his days with Michael Jordan to his days with Kobe, Phil Jackson has always been the biggest ballhog in the NBA. Kobe goes out there, and attemps 15 shots a day. Does that mean he's selfish? Of couse not, becuase that's how Phil Jackon works.
Now, take 2004 when Phil Jackson WASN'T the coach. That year, Kobe reaches a career high in assists a game!
2. Kobe ruined the Laker's dynasty. Definitly a strange claim since I doet anyone here on urban dictionary works for the Lakers and has knoledge of what happens behind close doors. The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that lies about something negative.
3. Kobe's a racist. How are you going to tell me Kobe committed rape WHEN YOU NEVER SAW HIM DO IT!? Think about that
by Go Backz December 4, 2006
Get the Kobemug. by UrbanLegendesc January 27, 2020
Get the Kobemug. 1) What a pilot shouts before crashing into a mountain.
2) What your chubby Coworker says when he throws his quarter pounder wrappers in the trash.
2) What your chubby Coworker says when he throws his quarter pounder wrappers in the trash.
by Biggy mess January 31, 2020
Get the Kobe!mug. As the news chopper spiraled out of control, its tail rotor smashed by flying debris, the terrified newscaster screamed “Kobe!” just before the crash
by Pseudononymous1923 January 26, 2020
Get the Kobe!mug. 
Cock-blocking yourself, friendzoning yourself, not texting back and avoiding your crush or possible girlfriend/boyfriend.
Being your own obstacle in relationships. When you kobe, you are basically the reason the relationship has not happened, mainly because of your lack of effort.
Being your own obstacle in relationships. When you kobe, you are basically the reason the relationship has not happened, mainly because of your lack of effort.
"Damn, I just kobeed myself, but it's okay. Her and I still kind of talk"
"I just figured out I was kobe-ing myself and I didn't even know it."
"I just figured out I was kobe-ing myself and I didn't even know it."
by personas September 1, 2016
Get the Kobemug. instead of “kobe” ( what we used to aid us in throwing something) we should now say “for kobe” in memory of this legend of a man.
bro 1: yo dude watch this
*thows something*
bro 1: kobe
bro 2: nah man it’s for kobe now
bro 1 yeah you’re right
*thows something*
bro 1: kobe
bro 2: nah man it’s for kobe now
bro 1 yeah you’re right
by g4y_b01 February 1, 2020
Get the For Kobemug.