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Koala Man

A nonchalant individual who likes koalas, usually keeping some manner of koala based item on them at all times.
He's a total Koala Man he keeps a stuffed one with him all the time.
by ScrubBag McGee September 24, 2011
mugGet the Koala Manmug.

wet koala

when you perform oral sex on a woman until she has an orgasm and squirts all over your face and hair, making you resemble a wet koala bear
I went down on her last night and ended up looking like a wet koala
by mike temple April 22, 2014
mugGet the wet koalamug.

Capture the Koala

"The boy went to his room to capture the koala."
by Sioux08 October 9, 2008
mugGet the Capture the Koalamug.

Koala Bear

A loving nickname for a special someone that is one of a kind. The light and love of my life, without him I would be completely lost. The most kind hearted and special person I have ever meant and without a doubt the one I will spend the rest of my life with. He is my world and always has been. I love him with all my heart and I am so happy to call him my one and only. He is perfect in every single way and I never want to be without him.
I love my Koala Bear

Koala Bear always has a home
by KelseyyL April 1, 2013
mugGet the Koala Bearmug.

caramello koala

When you take a diarrhetic shit in all holes of a girls body and fill her insides up like a caramello koala.
"I turned Stacy into a caramello koala"
"What did she taste like?"
"Shit, of course"

"caramello koala me"
by Its Me Lenny May 21, 2009
mugGet the caramello koalamug.

Koala Man

A Koala man is a person who wants to be something they aren't. This is baed on the opposing sides of koalas: the dangerous and the cute/innocent.
Joe (nerdy) wants to be more like Jim (a jock). He's a koala man.
by The Koala Man September 10, 2018
mugGet the Koala Manmug.

sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.
"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."
by SpawnOfPhlick May 23, 2016
mugGet the sad koalamug.

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