Koala Man

A nonchalant individual who likes koalas, usually keeping some manner of koala based item on them at all times.

He's a total Koala Man he keeps a stuffed one with him all the time.

by ScrubBag McGee September 24, 2011

wet koala

when you perform oral sex on a woman until she has an orgasm and squirts all over your face and hair, making you resemble a wet koala bear

I went down on her last night and ended up looking like a wet koala

by mike temple April 22, 2014

Capture the Koala

The act of jacking off; masturbation

"The boy went to his room to capture the koala."

by Sioux08 October 9, 2008

Koala Bear

A loving nickname for a special someone that is one of a kind. The light and love of my life, without him I would be completely lost. The most kind hearted and special person I have ever meant and without a doubt the one I will spend the rest of my life with. He is my world and always has been. I love him with all my heart and I am so happy to call him my one and only. He is perfect in every single way and I never want to be without him.

I love my Koala Bear

Koala Bear always has a home

by KelseyyL April 1, 2013

caramello koala

When you take a diarrhetic shit in all holes of a girls body and fill her insides up like a caramello koala.

"I turned Stacy into a caramello koala"
"What did she taste like?"
"Shit, of course"

"caramello koala me"

by Its Me Lenny May 21, 2009

sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.

"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."

by SpawnOfPhlick May 23, 2016

Koala Surprise

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.

That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it

by Strikefv October 17, 2023