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hob knocker

One who masturbates in public.

hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.

knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).

Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.
Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"

Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"

"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"

Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"

Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"
by Saverinator October 15, 2010
mugGet the hob knockermug.

fart-knocker

A male homosexual. Often used by straight males against other straight as a means of humilating him.
by Fatty June 20, 2003
mugGet the fart-knockermug.

cock-knocker

one who llikes to go cock-knockin' ie, a male who prefers cock to pussy
or, in jest, a way of calling your friend an asshole
that guy's a total cock-knocker

man, you cock-knocker! where'd you score THAT? that shit is PROPERTY, man!
by celestia April 10, 2006
mugGet the cock-knockermug.

rod knockers

N. great big huge fucking titties
Hey, Bo! Look at the rod knockers on her, those jugs are huge!
by Hammerhead1903 May 30, 2008
mugGet the rod knockersmug.

turd knocker

Military slang term for gay male, referring to the act anal sex. Often used by military wives who have (or had) no idea what it means.
I tried going to the county commission, but the mayor is just some big fat turd knocker in a bad suit, and he won't help.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
mugGet the turd knockermug.

apple-knocker

a rural person, a rustic person
Get out of my buisness you apple-knocker.
by Light Joker August 21, 2007
mugGet the apple-knockermug.

shizzle knocker

To pound (or to have sex) with someone in the anus area..
Yo dogg Kyle is a shizzle knocker, in fact that's the only way he likes his play.
by Squickdogg August 3, 2007
mugGet the shizzle knockermug.

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