klate

the annoying name that comes about when people mix together the two siblings Claire and Kate

person 'hey c..k.klate, what time are we going out?'
kate 'the name's kate, and for that, we're not goin out'

by Giraffe Kate December 7, 2006

klabs

A handsome, charming, and intelligent man.

Man, Kyle is such a klabs.

by dash13 May 17, 2011

kalbert

A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts

wow look at that chode, its almost a kalbert

by chodie May 19, 2003

Klane

A erson is a big showoff or bitch to everyone around them.

You're acting like a Klane

by A Dumb Fan February 29, 2020

neato kabeeto

(Neet-OH-Kuh-BEAT-OH!)
Neato kabeeto is used to describe something that is more than meets the eyes.
Or in other words something that is pretty much amazing.

Well gee willukers that trick was neato kabeeto.

by Nicholas David Karaberis December 22, 2008

klave

Turd

"I had to take a klave after I ate lunch."

by Mike Sims August 30, 2003

kalbert

This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.

Tammy:I don't know how it will fit in me, its a Kalbert
Tom: It can be a trick to get in

by Dunks September 16, 2003