Kit Johnson was the name of a British servant who lived from 1893-1936. He was the first person to be used a 'Gimp' by the King Edward VII. They used sheep skin and cow leather to create the infamous 'Gimp Suit' known today. Kit was forced to partake in violent homosexual acts, including rough anal sex and frequent felacio. Kit Johnson was found dead in his hotel room on March 4th 1936 due to contracting AIDS from his homosexual relations.
Shaye: "What's Kirsten doing tonight?"
Trisha: "He's in A&E getting blood tests for his AIDS. Heard he got fucked in the ass all night"
Shaye: "Wow. What a Kit Johnson."
Trisha: "He's in A&E getting blood tests for his AIDS. Heard he got fucked in the ass all night"
Shaye: "Wow. What a Kit Johnson."
by Shaye "Fuck my asshole" Quinn January 20, 2021
by ha;lie July 12, 2022
by Anonymous May 04, 2003
The most essential kit any rap artist could possible obtain. The kit is as follows: One collapsible shovel (breaks down to 3x its normal size), two strips (1 foot long each) silver duct tape, one trojan latex condom, one set of rubber gloves, one detailed map of the closest wooded area (including all creeks and rivers), one extra large Hefty trash bag.
by B dizzleee October 30, 2006
A phrase used when frustrated or angry at something or someone. Also, a small tube inserted into the urethra to cause urination flow to be transported into the mouth cavity.
Also referred to as "Lemonade Rain on my tits." Best used while queefing.
Also referred to as "Lemonade Rain on my tits." Best used while queefing.
"Jesus Christ Carrie! Where the hell is my Urination Kit?!?"
"My tits are so thirsty, I wish I had my Urination Kit!"
"Oh Urination Kit! I'm sick of all these stupid Jews all over my property! Stupid cheap shits!"
"My tits are so thirsty, I wish I had my Urination Kit!"
"Oh Urination Kit! I'm sick of all these stupid Jews all over my property! Stupid cheap shits!"
by IHateAutisticNiggerChinks December 20, 2009
A car that is pimped out.
by Oba Adeyemi September 01, 2017