Kevin

The act of ejaculating into a pot of clam chowder while doing a head stand.

"Nice form on that Kevin."
"I just pulled off a Kevin."
"Did someone Kevin in my clam chowder?"

by Iowa Nelly April 16, 2008

Kevin

a kid who thinks he is the shit, can get extremely annoying, dates ugly fat annoying girls, has a vampire/elvis wana be haircut that he thinks is cool, tries to dress gangster when he is the farthest thing from it, is a bit fat.

Kevin you think your hot shit when your NOT!

by mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2 January 12, 2009

Kevin

Likes to be raped. Also the act of raping .

Lets 'Kevin' that guy

by sidjosdj August 13, 2010

Kevin

A guy who likes 2 guy 3-ways and touches sacks with the other guy

Dude last night I was really wasted and I pulled a Kevin! I'm really ashamed...

by killazilla200 July 22, 2010

Kevin

Kevin is the type of person to run around saying ariba ariba, he tries to not act like that, yet he still does. He's sarcastic and lazy and just eats plain foods like rice. Hes funny and tries to make people laugh.
Hes the stereotypical Mexican.

"Wow i can't believe Kevin said that today."

by REEEEE KID August 10, 2019

Kevin

Has abnormally large titties for the male species. and lactated a lot. likes hairy men, especially with the name Bara. Is very thicc and loves to impregonate ears and teddy bears as his fetish.

woah those titties look like they belong to kim K. must be a Kevin

by kevin’stiddies October 19, 2019

Kevined

To be locked in an old messy car with dysfunctional back doors. How long it takes you to get out says a lot about the type of person you are.

"Dude, I got Kevined today?"
"You're such a scrub bro!"

by TraceRabil December 2, 2011