Whole Keg

same as Beer Gut. made as a comment from a person with a beer gut to a person with a six pack abs, as a comparison saying that what they have is better.

why in the world would you want a six-pack, when you can have the whole keg?

by oorah-cheeto August 28, 2010

Emuy Keg

A state of mind created by Sourpatch that refers to " A State Of Happiness" or to not have negative feelings at all, or in other words to be Numb. This state of mind of mind is different from regular happiness because it is the aftermath of depression or being negatively emotional in some way. Emuy Keg can also be referred to as another world or place of happiness or positive emotions.

1) I wanna go to Emuy Keg.
2) I was depressed but now i'm in Emuy Keg.

by Darealsourpatch August 22, 2018

Dead Man's Keg

When you steal a dead cocaine addicts' empty keg from his backyard.

Dude, it's 10! Time to go get that dead man's keg!

by DeadCocaine May 12, 2011

Olympic French Keg Stand

When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.

The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.

by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016

Portuguese keg stand

An attempted keg stand with no help from anyone whatsoever. Usually resulting in utter failure (knocked over keg, face plant, etc). Believed to be started by a drunken FSU fan celebrating their victory over Boston College on November 3rd, 2007.

i was at my a party at my friends apartment the other night, when i heard someone holler "Portuguese Keg stand" and then proceed to dive head-first onto the keg. Hilarity ensued.

by Stuart F. November 26, 2007

Klassic Keg Komeback

What one says to anyone who only uses nou to respond to any insult. Since there is nothing much to counter this retort, the Klassic Keg Komeback, or KKK, was coined to point out the lack of skill of the insultee. Named after what Internet nerds sometimes resort to after hitting the keg too often.

Dude: You just threw up all over the place.
Nerd: nou
Dude: You also spilled beer on the couch.
Nerd: nou
Dude: YOU HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY FORCED EVERY CHICK AWAY FROM THIS PARTY!!
Nerd: nou
Dude: Klassic Keg Komeback. :|
Nerd: ...

...

nou

by sonicsnare September 22, 2009

Tapping the Keg

The act of having sex with a woman who's breasts have the ability to lactate, or produce milk.

I sure liked tapping the keg, there is nothing better than having sex and drinking breast milk

by kokakolakid May 12, 2006