pulling a kane

to pull a kane is to unconsciously snap your dick in a pool. legend says (or kane says) while he was rooting a chick in the pool he snapped his dick. in theory but we have come to the conclusion that he was trying to fuck the jet filter.
being shocked by a sharp pain in your dick with blood pissing out.

*see's a bloke facing the wall of the pool sourounded by blood*
man " hey look that guy is pulling a kane"
by LaRaBoYs... April 12, 2010
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Kane the Pain

"My XR6 Typhoon has 650bhp and will beat your 440ci bigblock Charger"........mate don't be a Kane the pain.
by Pattoson November 19, 2022
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Jake Kane

Jake Kane means he has a mean 12 inch elephant long schlong at least and has 6’5 240 Frame and gets hella pussy
Hey did u know that Jonny sins is a Jake Kane
by Jeisveoab June 02, 2020
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Harvey Kane

Ugly little cunt pretty scroney and disgusting looking
Look there’s Harvey Kane let’s go cave his scull in he’s such a ugly little cunt and disgusting looking
by Henrysniper35 May 23, 2020
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nate kane

Eminem's underrated brother who used to rap
"Dude Nate Kane is pretty dope"
"Who?"
by Shady Sithis July 03, 2017
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Kane Persuad

The sinister bald-headed, goatee-sporting leader of the terrorist group, he's a big fat noob
I'm Kane Persuad and I have a big ass forehead and I'm balding
by KanePersuad69 October 25, 2023
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SKETCHY KANE

When you are Randomly gifted a Candy Cane from an unexpected unreliable source or at a time of year that is not even close to Christmas. Instant feelings of mistrust and shadiness follow.
My Uber driver just offered me a bottle of water and this sketchy kane
by jefe blanco December 21, 2017
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