Kaleb

A tall cunt that everyone uses for money and food, he falls for peer pressure. He doesn’t know what personal space is. He is always in the way, and he is awkward. He’s always trying to get clout. He thinks he has friends but he doesn’t.

Stop being a Kaleb.

by Stevens gay March 23, 2020

Kaleb

Kaleb is an over weight person who thinks he is all that but could never get a girl. He likes to act tough, but could get beat up by the weakest link in a group. He tries to act black, but gets bullied by the black people for trying to act like them.

Lauren: dang that fat guy over there is a total kaleb

William: ya he's trying to hard to be black

Lauren: I could never date a keleb

by Hefgkgddhjjhgry May 1, 2020

Kaleb

Absolute mad lad who loves a good light novel, some smash and some anime, like a true man of culture

Kaleb read 46 chapters of his light novel yesterday

by Roobee11 August 4, 2020

kaleb

man he’s not shit. he has a little weenier

#kaleb

by eemmyy September 10, 2020

kaleb

a horrible person that leads girls on and says they are best friends when he is rude to her constantly. he is handsome but the bad think about him is the hairline. he is disrespectful and gives off a bad vibe

me: i made out with kaleb yesterday

friend: well he has a new girlfriend today
“don’t date a kaleb”

by otis-lil.rarey September 27, 2020

kaleb

an umemotional dumbass who’s annoyingly smart.

he will break your heart without caring

very political asshole
slightly racist

extremely attractive but you’ll deny it

oh and don’t forget the sex jokes

“That dumbass is so political”
“yep that’s kaleb”

by BookReaderSara October 11, 2020

Kaleb

Kaleb is a guy that has an equivalent IQ of two Cheerios. A Kaleb always loves to make gay jokes that aren’t really jokes because he’s being serious because he’s gay. Kaleb’s are cool guys and you should get one in your friend group.

Hey is your name Kaleb?
Yeah how did you know?
You act gay all the time duh.

by DefinitelyNotBread69 October 26, 2020