The one thing on earth whose fan mobs have an even GREATER possibility of destroying the world than Twilight.
ITS (Bieber has no gender, for it is an enigma with a blond wig on, and doesnt have boobs, nipples, vaginas or dicks, but instead closed flesh) popularity and hypnotising blond hair have made about 1/10 of the world population part of his fanbase, which is why his music video of his signature song has ammased over 300k views.
The only way to stop this demon is to have him battle the Twilight fanbase, though if this WERE to happen, the universe would be annihalated
ITS (Bieber has no gender, for it is an enigma with a blond wig on, and doesnt have boobs, nipples, vaginas or dicks, but instead closed flesh) popularity and hypnotising blond hair have made about 1/10 of the world population part of his fanbase, which is why his music video of his signature song has ammased over 300k views.
The only way to stop this demon is to have him battle the Twilight fanbase, though if this WERE to happen, the universe would be annihalated
What happens when you insult justin bieber:
sane person: JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!
*is subsequently murdered by a flash mob*
sane person: JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!
*is subsequently murdered by a flash mob*
by the last sane person on earth September 27, 2010
That guy that's almost in his thirties and still looks and acts like a fucking twelve-year-old girl.
by thirsty as fuck February 15, 2020
That annoying deuchebag you're girlfriend won't shut the hell up about and thinks is her boyfriend.
A leading cause of break ups and relationship problems.
The excuse that fat ugly pale girls have as to why they don't have a boyfriend.
A leading cause of break ups and relationship problems.
The excuse that fat ugly pale girls have as to why they don't have a boyfriend.
I love Justin Bieber he is so real! I love him! I would never date anyone else because he is just so perfect and there is no boy like him!
Ohhhh that's why you're single
Ohhhh that's why you're single
by lawlzlawlzlawlz December 07, 2010
First I would like to apologize for Justin Biber. CAUSE SOMEBODY FUCKING NEEDS TO! So pretty much Justin Bieber is a 9 year old girl trapped in a 10 year old boys body. He sings about girls and "love" (Never seen this kind of bullshit before). She- excuse me, HE is most popular amongst preteen,tonedeaf, annoying ass little girls who have no sense of what GOOD MUSIC is.
If you listen to Justin Bieber please follow these instructions.
1)Purchase rope
2)Tie rope around neck and tie other end to a tree branch
3)Stand on a chair
4)Kick chair away and hang from rope until dead
If you listen to Indie bands or bands such as Bullet for my Valentine,Trivium,and Killswitch Engage.
1)KEEP SUPPORTING METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)Go and buy ropes for any Justin Bitchass fans you know
1)Purchase rope
2)Tie rope around neck and tie other end to a tree branch
3)Stand on a chair
4)Kick chair away and hang from rope until dead
If you listen to Indie bands or bands such as Bullet for my Valentine,Trivium,and Killswitch Engage.
1)KEEP SUPPORTING METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)Go and buy ropes for any Justin Bitchass fans you know
by MetalDisciple666 April 11, 2010
An apocalyptic plague cast upon us by the Music Gods to tell us how much we fucked music up in hopes that we will one day fix music by eliminating the entire pop genre.
Music God 1: Wow. These fuck-faced humans don't know what the hell music is. How can we teach them?
Music God 2: Let's give them the most annoying, vile, pop star ever conceived by human beings.
And thus, Justin Bieber became famous.
Music God 2: Let's give them the most annoying, vile, pop star ever conceived by human beings.
And thus, Justin Bieber became famous.
by Nickaboo April 27, 2010
A shitty, 19 year old faggot that is loved by shitty shallow teeny boppers named beliebers.He is a big cocksucker that eats dicks and his fans have no taste in music.He is a damned pussy, without dick and he is a faggot, which god hates.
Fan:Oomg Justin Bieber is sooo awesum.
Normal person: Why do you listen to fucking gays???/WAKE UP, YOU CAPITALISTIC SHIT AND LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC, METAL YOU SHALLOW LESBIAN!!!
Normal person: Why do you listen to fucking gays???/WAKE UP, YOU CAPITALISTIC SHIT AND LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC, METAL YOU SHALLOW LESBIAN!!!
by Metal-militia February 23, 2014
"Seen Justin Bieber?" Tom asked. "No" I replied, "why not?" Tom questioned, "I'm not gay you know.."
by xhckrocks May 18, 2015