slab joust

To compare penis length and girth, in a public or semi-public setting, using a tabletop as the display area.
Rob and Chadd were having a slab joust on friday night. Rob came up short.
by Don's Johnson March 02, 2012
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Dick Joust

Dude me and that chick dick jousted last night
by Hermaphragay December 26, 2011
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colon jousting

Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday
by Dickballs December 07, 2008
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cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.
Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?
by Michael November 07, 2004
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hoop jousting

Josh; Hey mike, fancy a spot of hoop jousting?
Mike; go fuck yourself you poof cunt
by uncumo October 12, 2010
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Clam Joust

When you put your tongue in a fanny!!
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OR to Lick fanny!!

Lick someones minge!!
by Sofabee September 12, 2009
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Croatian Flesh Joust

A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.
I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.
by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014
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