Joshua

A total prick when it comes to relationships always leads on girls and fucks them over don’t get a Joshua

Girl 1: I got lead on by Joshua again

Girl 2: you don’t need any Joshua

by Dainty lips January 04, 2019

Joshua

A thirsty ass nigga

Damn he is acting like a Joshua

by Thirsty nigga May 09, 2018

Joshua

absolute fuckboy douche. best friends with a dude named kyle.

girl 1: oh great it's that dude again... prepare to be flexed on by someone with a smaller dick than you, and listen to him go on about how he could "beat up jackson in a fight"

girl 2: what are you talking about?

girl 1:it's joshua.

girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...

by I like you not June 12, 2020

Joshua

A boy who has anger issues and desperately craves approval from others. Likely to degrade any relationship in your life that isn’t with him because he is so full of himself. A good heart badly executed damaging the good relationships that come along for him. Often times a Brit.

“Is that a snake??” “No, that’s just Joshua.”

by Xoxoyourstruly June 17, 2018

joshua

an annoying little person. typically short and gay. loves to argue about politics. ted cruz supporter. likes girls he will never get

“i don’t know who to vote for”
“YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR TED CRUZ”
“oh joshua...”

by kgib May 22, 2018

Joshua

A person who has a very hard time accomplishing any normal every day activities.

Hey mom, Joshua is drowning in the laundry machine again.
Joshua, are you sane yet?
-Steve: Hey Stan, you better not pull a Joshua again.
-Stan: What?

by Hugh G. Johnson December 14, 2008

Joshua

Joshua is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He will ruin your birthday, Crack your phone. He has no friends and has the worst hair cut ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he is dating Amanda. no one likes him because he wears horrible clothes and he thinks his cool but he is very retarded.

Joshua is the WORST!

Joshua is stupid

by MilkyChorcha February 28, 2019